Heya Clyde baby...till the right one comes along...lits hang roll in the nip and shoot the shit. Awrigtht?

Clyde - Where you at?? I'm sure there's a place nearby where your human can find you friend. All of the local shelters have such a variety of brothas and sistas in all colors, ages etc. Some places even "fix" them for free. I live in Los Angeles and I'm from the Pasadena Shelter. My housemate, Tabitha, is from a Culver City Shelter. I would advise your human to wait until after the holidays to find you a friend though, because a lot of ignorant people give pets as spontaneous gifts, but then have to bring them back because they can't handle the responsibility. Good luck! I'm sure your purrfect match is out there and you'll find her soon!